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GRASSMEN Burgundy & Navy - Adults Unisex Harlequin Two Toned Shorts
New for 2026, the GRASSMEN Two-Toned Harlequin Shorts we introduce our updated sizing for an improved fit and comfort. Crafted from durable cotton, these shorts feature an elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring, plus two deep pockets for everyday practicality — including one secure pocket...- £35.00
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GRASSMEN Blue & Pink - Adults Unisex Harlequin Two Toned Shorts
New for 2026, the GRASSMEN Two-Toned Harlequin Shorts we introduce our updated sizing for an improved fit and comfort. Crafted from durable cotton, these shorts feature an elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring, plus two deep pockets for everyday practicality — including one secure pocket...- £35.00
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"Runs on Diesel & Coffee" Novelty Adults Navy T-Shirt
Runs on Diesel & Coffee – Novelty T-Shirt - Bold, clever, and guaranteed to start conversations. Our “Runs on Diesel & Coffee” design is pressed on the front of a classic round-neck tee, keeping the look simple while delivering maximum impact. Made from 100%...- £18.00
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"Fluent In Tractor Talk" Novelty Adults Navy T-Shirt
Fluent In Tractor Talk – Novelty T-Shirt - Bold, clever, and guaranteed to start conversations. Our “Fluent In Tractor Talk” design is pressed on the front of a classic round-neck tee, keeping the look simple while delivering maximum impact. Made from 100% super-soft cotton,...- £18.00
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"Yes, I Farm. Yes, I'm Taken." Novelty Adults Navy T-Shirt
Yes, I Farm. Yes, I'm Taken. – Novelty T-Shirt - Bold, clever, and guaranteed to start conversations. Our “Yes, I Farm. Yes, I'm Taken.” design is pressed on the front of a classic round-neck tee, keeping the look simple while delivering maximum impact. Made...- £8.00
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"Dating A Farmer = Character Building" Novelty Adults Pink T-Shirt
Dating A Farmer = Character Building – Novelty T-Shirt - Keep it simple, keep it smart. Our “Dating A Farmer = Character Building” design is pressed boldly on the front of a classic round-neck tee—perfect for any occasion where you want a touch of...- £8.00
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"Farm Wife Energy" Novelty Adults Pink T-Shirt
Farm Wife Energy – Novelty T-Shirt - Keep it simple, keep it smart. Our “Farm Wife Energy” design is pressed boldly on the front of a classic round-neck tee—perfect for any occasion where you want a touch of humour and effortless style. Made from...- £18.00
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"I Fell For A Farmer. Send Help!" Novelty Adults Pink T-Shirt
I Fell For A Farmer. Send Help! – Novelty T-Shirt - Keep it simple, keep it smart. Our “I Fell For A Farmer. Send Help!” design is pressed boldly on the front of a classic round-neck tee—perfect for any occasion where you want a...- £8.00
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GRASSMEN Adults Drover Jacket - Blue
Designed for reliable performance and everyday wear, the Adult Dover Fleece-Lined Bomber Jacket delivers durable protection, warmth, and comfort in all conditions. Made from waterproof and windproof Hydrafort polyester fabric, this jacket is built to handle wet and blustery weather with ease. The jacket...- £50.00
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GRASSMEN Adults Drover Jacket - Black
Designed for reliable performance and everyday wear, the Adult Dover Fleece-Lined Bomber Jacket delivers durable protection, warmth, and comfort in all conditions. Made from waterproof and windproof Hydrafort polyester fabric, this jacket is built to handle wet and blustery weather with ease. The jacket...- £50.00
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"GRASSMEN" LUX. Unisex Adults Panelled Rugby Top Navy/Burgundy
"GRASSMEN" Lux is our latest range offering a high-end collection of garments for all occasions. Here we have our LUX panelled rugby shirt, complete with our simplistic "GRASSMEN" to the front left chest. 40 Cotton, Wash at 40 degrees, Do not tumble dry & Re-shape...- £29.00
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"GRASSMEN" LUX. Unisex Adults Panelled Rugby Top Navy/White
"GRASSMEN" Lux is our latest range offering a high-end collection of garments for all occasions. Here we have our LUX panelled rugby shirt, complete with our simplistic "GRASSMEN" to the front left chest. 40 Cotton, Wash at 40 degrees, Do not tumble dry & Re-shape...- £29.00
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"My Tractor is calling and i must go" Novelty Adults Bottle Green T-Shirt
My Tractor Is Calling and I Must Go – Novelty T-Shirt - For those who live life in the fast lane… tractor style. Our “My Tractor Is Calling and I Must Go” design is pressed on the front of a classic round-neck tee, combining simplicity,...- £18.00
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"Welcome to the Sheep Show" Novelty Adults Black T-Shirt
WELCOME TO THE SHEEP SHOW – Novelty T-Shirt - Fun, bold, and perfect for anyone who lives the farm life. Our “WELCOME TO THE SHEEP SHOW” design is pressed on the front of a classic round-neck tee, delivering simple style with a playful twist....- £8.00
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"Farm Girl" Novelty Adults Pink T-Shirt
Farm Girl – “Don’t Take Anything He Says Personally When Moving Cows” – Novelty T-Shirt - For every farm girl who knows that moving cows comes with a bit of chaos—and a lot of shouted directions. Our “Don’t Take Anything He Says Personally When...- £8.00
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"Things i do in my spare time" Novelty Adults Navy T-Shirt
THINGS I DO IN MY SPARE TIME Novelty T-Shirt - For the tractor lovers who never clock out. Our “THINGS I DO IN MY SPARE TIME” design is pressed on the front of this classic round-neck tee, keeping the look simple, bold, and full of...- £18.00
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"FARMER: 20% Farming 80% Fixing Machinery" Novelty Adults Black T-Shirt
FARMER: 20% Farming, 80% Fixing Machinery – Novelty T-Shirt - Honest, humorous, and painfully accurate. Our “FARMER: 20% Farming, 80% Fixing Machinery” design is pressed on the front of a classic round-neck tee, keeping the look clean while delivering a message every farmer can...- £18.00
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"Hay Cut, Hay Raked, Hay Dried, Baler Ready - RAIN" Novelty Adults Black T-Shirt
Hay Cut, Hay Raked, Hay Dried, Baler Ready – RAIN – Novelty T-Shirt - If you know, you know. This design captures the all-too-familiar moment every farmer dreads—everything is finally ready… and then the rain arrives. Our bold “Hay Cut, Hay Raked, Hay Dried,...- £8.00
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"Held together with TWINE and a prayer" Novelty Adults Royal Blue T-Shirt
Held Together With Twine & a Prayer – Novelty T-Shirt - A design that speaks to every hard-working, get-it-done soul. Our “Held Together With Twine & a Prayer” logo is pressed on the front of this classic round-neck tee, keeping the style simple, smart,...- £18.00
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"WTF - Where's the Food without the Farmer" Novelty Adults Navy T-Shirt
WTF – Where’s the Food Without the Farmer – Novelty T-Shirt - Bold, clever, and guaranteed to start conversations. Our “WTF – Where’s the Food Without the Farmer” design is pressed on the front of a classic round-neck tee, keeping the look simple while...- £18.00
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"Dibs on the Farmer" Novelty Adults Black T-Shirt
Dibs on the Farmer – Novelty T-Shirt - Make a statement with a simple, smart design. Our “Dibs on the Farmer” logo is pressed proudly on the front of this classic round-neck tee—perfect for adding personality and a playful touch to any occasion. Crafted...- £18.00
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"This is my Crop Top" Novelty Adults Pink T-Shirt
This Is My Crop Top – Novelty T-Shirt - Keep it simple, keep it smart. Our “This Is My Crop Top” design is pressed boldly on the front of a classic round-neck tee—perfect for any occasion where you want a touch of humour and...- £18.00
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"AGRI IS OUR CULTURE" Adults Navy Pro 1/4 Zip Sweatshirt
Grassmen Pro 1/4 Zip Neck SweatshirtUpgrade your workwear with the GRASSMEN Pro 1/4 Zip Neck Sweatshirt – the perfect blend of comfort, durability, and style. Featuring premium GRASSMEN embroidery on the chest and AGRI IS OUR CULTURE to the back, this classic layer keeps...- £45.00
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"No Farmers. No Food. No Future." Adults Black Pro 1/4 Zip Sweatshirt
Grassmen Pro 1/4 Zip Neck SweatshirtUpgrade your workwear with the GRASSMEN Pro 1/4 Zip Neck Sweatshirt – the perfect blend of comfort, durability, and style. Featuring premium GRASSMEN embroidery on the chest and NO FARMERS. NO FOOD. NO FUTURE. to the back, this classic...- £45.00
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"GRASSMEN" LUX. Unisex Adults Hoodie Ruby Red
"GRASSMEN" Lux is our latest range offering a high-end collection of garments for all occasions.Here we have our LUX "GRASSMEN" hoodie, complete with our simplistic "GRASSMEN" to the front centre chest & "GRASSMEN" chopper to the rear neck of the garment.This hoodie offers a...- £50.00
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